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  <review review_id="78">
    <review_id>78</review_id>
    <reviewbody>Some dated material, some great "Goll-y" lines and a great chart on the wall make this one a good chuckle.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Swimming with period can cause you to catch cold!</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>drgeoffrey</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2002-09-15 00:00:00</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2002-09-15 00:00:00</createdate>
    <stars>4</stars>
  </review>
  <review review_id="409">
    <review_id>409</review_id>
    <reviewbody>Millions of you will probably remember watching this film at a particular moment of your lives. The rest of you probably remember either watching The Story of Menstruation (the other ubiquitous menstruation film) or being sent outside to play dodgeball while the girls had their "special assembly." These films absolved millions of mothers from actually having to talk to their daughters about "the curse." So its kind of ironic that the mother in this film is so open to the subject that when Molly tells her she just had her first period, the mother immediately sets Molly down and asks her to tell her all about it. Even Molly's dad can hear the subject mentioned wihout embarassment, only a little wistfulness that his daughter is growing up so quickly. In general, the family in this film is one of those perfect cinematic families that nevertheless seem so "normal" that we become convinced that ours is the only family that's "weird." In addition, this film features a cool-as-a-cucumber school nurse, the word "menstruation" pronounced "men-stru-a-shun" by everybody, the usual diagram of the uterus and fallopian tubes, and the usual explanation of how babies are made that carefully avoids telling us how the "male cells" got into the uterus. Everybody needs at least one menstruation film in their educational film collectionÃÂÃÂthis one is a classic of the genre.
Ratings: Camp/Humor Value: ****. Weirdness: ***. Historical Interest: *****. Overall Rating: ****. Also available on Mental Hygiene.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Molly Grows Up</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Christine Hennig</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2002-11-13 00:00:00</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2002-11-13 00:00:00</createdate>
    <stars>4</stars>
  </review>
  <review review_id="2630">
    <review_id>2630</review_id>
    <reviewbody>This girl is ripe! I'd like to show her what that thing is for!
They neglected to mention that frequent sex is a good way to regulate your cycle. Use that thing Molly!</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Molly is hot</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>carnabyfudge</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2003-06-14 08:28:44</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2003-06-14 08:28:44</createdate>
    <stars>3</stars>
  </review>
  <review review_id="5464">
    <review_id>5464</review_id>
    <reviewbody>Never before has such a line been uttered with such enthusiasm.

This is the companion film to "As Boys Grow," both written and produced by D.M. Hatfield. And it's quite clear, from his point of view, that girls end up with the short end of the stick. This film's seriousness about menstuation makes "As Boys Grow" seem light-hearted and cavalier by comparison. This film is such a downer! The boys literally get the "have fun, go ahead and masturbate!" message where girls get the "don't go square dancing!" message. Not to mention this film in no way addresses male sexuality (yet the boys learn about female sexuality!), nor does it address sexuality in any way that, you know, it may actually be a good thing. A woman's sexuality is presented as something to be endured, not enjoyed. A very dated film. I mean really, was there EVER a time when classrooms had "During Menstruation..." posters?

Also notable:
* Joe Miksak who plays the borderline swinging coach in "As Boys Grow" plays the reticent, quiet, conservative father in this film. Very telling of the contrasting attitudes towards male vs. female sexuality of the two films by Hatfield.
* The production standards are actually fairly high for a film of its type. The performances are corny but reliable, with Molly's mother probably being the best performer of the bunch.
* "Do in moderation: square dancing." I think that sums it up pretty well.</reviewbody>
    <reviewer>mjwise</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2003-08-02 19:23:18</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2003-08-02 12:15:49</createdate>
    <stars>4</stars>
    <editedby>Jonathan Aizen</editedby>
  </review>
  <review review_id="5640">
    <review_id>5640</review_id>
    <reviewbody>Mixed in with all the solid medical advice and positive attitudes towards the subject is some utterly surreal advice. DO clean your fingernails and wear your prettiest dress! DO NOT go square dancing! The fade-outs on everyone smiling at Molly's news are very, very creepy.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Let's tell Dad!</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>dynayellow</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2003-08-15 13:46:45</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2003-08-15 13:46:45</createdate>
    <stars>4</stars>
  </review>
  <review review_id="7316">
    <review_id>7316</review_id>
    <reviewbody>"Molly grows up" is the type of film that you can't believe was made for it's time. The people at Medical Arts Productions seemed to realize that there was a need for these type of films. (they also did 'As Boys Grow') Having said that, this film IS dated dated dated. I'm no girl, but even I know ridiculous factoids when you hear them. Make sure you dry your hair quickly after showering? No horseback riding? No Volleyball? And most especially, No SQAURE DANCING? Golly Dang It! I loved this film. Bonus point: The substitute teacher looks like my Aunt, who was also a teacher. I think she's a lesbian too. Same goes for the teacher in the film as well. A MUST SEE on this site!</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>This film has balls!</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Spuzz</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2003-11-11 16:16:28</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2003-11-11 16:15:44</createdate>
    <stars>5</stars>
  </review>
  <review review_id="7718">
    <review_id>7718</review_id>
    <reviewbody>While the "don't square dance" aspects of this film were rather silly, I DID appreciate that the film took a rather progressive view of treating a girls period as something perfectly normal, and not as some wretched burden the woman must bear.  When Molly calls hers "the curse", her mother is surprised that anyone still thinks that way.  Heck, even Molly's father is told and instead of him getting upset about "women's business," he marvels at how fast his daughter is growing.    Throughout the film, the beginning of Molly's menstrual cycle is presented as part of her growing up along with her urges to act more sophisticated.  While I doubt any real girl could be THAT giddy when her hormones are raging, placing this change in a positive, open light is encouraging.

Having a parent who started HER cycle around the time this film was made adds an odd window to how SHE had to deal with it.  In particular, the odd straps the girls were supposed to wear to secure pads.  Thank goodness for wings!</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Not as bad as it's reputation</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Rebo Valence</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2003-11-28 22:56:27</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2003-11-28 22:56:27</createdate>
    <stars>5</stars>
  </review>
  <review review_id="9555">
    <review_id>9555</review_id>
    <reviewbody>Refreshingly "scientific," given that prior to watching this, I was expecting a symphony and choir singing something sentimental about becoming a woman, a la those refrigerator commercials.  The gym teacher gave me the fear, but that's nothing new.  And Dad was pretty cool about his daughter's change, although their reactions were slightly unnerving, like "she's marriageable age now, Ma!"
But then...THEN we heard "no square dancing," and I couldn't bear it anymore. The news was too heart-wrenching. Our little girl HAS grown up.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>somewhere...a square dancer is weeping</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>AliceTeeple</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2004-02-15 08:33:44</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2004-02-15 08:32:06</createdate>
    <stars>5</stars>
  </review>
  <review review_id="10880">
    <review_id>10880</review_id>
    <reviewbody>This film is another example of the double standard. My gosh now I understand why my boyfriends grandma thinks so I am so horrible, she watched films like this. 
I mean compared to the "Boys grow up" this movie is more negetive. Poor girl doesn't get to discusse her sexual desires, everyone just pretends they aren't there. The boys in their film get to have fun in a little circle jerk.
I find the girl talking about marriege creepy. I know as soon as I started my period, I was planning my wedding. Or maybe Molly is just planning to get married to get that sexual fustration out that everyone ingores.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>I'm glad I wasn't born then</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Government_human</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2004-03-27 15:09:22</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2004-03-27 15:09:22</createdate>
    <stars>5</stars>
  </review>
  <review review_id="10882">
    <review_id>10882</review_id>
    <reviewbody>This film is another example of the double standard. My gosh now I understand why my boyfriends grandma thinks so I am so horrible, she watched films like this. 
I mean compared to the "Boys grow up" this movie is more negetive. Poor girl doesn't get to discusse her sexual desires, everyone just pretends they aren't there. The boys in their film get to have fun in a little circle jerk.
I find the girl talking about marriege creepy. I know as soon as I started my period, I was planning my wedding. Or maybe Molly is just planning to get married to get that sexual fustration out that everyone ingores.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>I'm glad I wasn't born then</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Government_human</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2004-03-27 15:35:37</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2004-03-27 15:35:37</createdate>
    <stars>5</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>This film was written by a man, Donald Hatfield (who also worked on How Boys Grow), which must account for all the bizarre advice that Molly and her classmates get about menstruation. Were women were so disempowered in the fifties that they needed a man to tell them about menstruation? Unlike How Boys Grow, which starts with scenes of boys having fun at the playground and amusement park, the opening credits for Molly Grows Up are in the form of a plain notebook on a checkered tableclothin other words, the film starts in the kitchen, womens place. We meet Molly as she tells two elderly women neighbors about a wedding where the bride wore the most beautiful white dress Ive ever seen! The film is narrated by Miss Jenson, the school gym teacher. Molly comes home from school one day and tells her mom (whos in the kitchen, of course) that her period has started. Molly and her mom have a heart to heart talk that night about growing up and even tell Mollys dad whose response is What! Already? The boys film takes place in the school locker roomfor boys growing up signals separation (we never see their parents). But in this film, for girls growing up means staying closer to home. We cut to a Mollys hygiene class where Miss Jenson explains the mechanics of menstruation. In the boys film, theyre told about masturbation and sexual intercourse; but the girls are only told about sanitary pads and to wear your prettiest dress and be your most attractive self. The boys are allowed to have a sexual life; the girls are only given a weird list of things to avoid: square dancing, skating and horseback riding. Even though this film is progressive for its time, it still denies girls a sexual life. The films ends with Molly looking on longingly while big sister Jeannie goes out on a date. According to Miss Jenson, growing up for girls means lovely, romantic dresses and wonderful, important friends. All the talk about dresses in this film is meant to lead up to Mollys penultimate dressher wedding dress. There are many wonderful things to look forward to! says Miss Jenson. But what are they? The only possibilities we see for Molly are to be either an unmarried teacher like Miss Jenson or an intelligent woman stuck at home in the kitchen all day like her mother.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Molly's Dumbed Down</reviewtitle>
    <stars>4</stars>
    <reviewer>Marysz</reviewer>
    <createdate>2004-05-24 21:18:37</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2006-04-02 20:16:24</reviewdate>
  </review>
  <review review_id="31254">
    <review_id>31254</review_id>
    <reviewbody>Aside from the expected D- acting and story composition, cinematically, this film confuses the audience wherein the school nurse breaks the 4th wall and looks straight into the camera to address the audience directly -- this is truly odd.  The part about square dancing being contraindicated during the menstrual cycle brought a rousing wave of laughter to myself and my friends.  This film is totally sexist and implausible.  Overall, itÃÂs good for a laugh-and-a-half, but only if you're not needing to learn anything about "that time".</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>This family is creepy... PERIOD!</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>DrKnapp</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2005-02-07 14:38:39</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2005-02-07 14:38:39</createdate>
    <stars>3</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>What a hilarious film this one is! 'Molly Grows Up' is funny, and the manly nurse (Miss Jensen) is my favorite character- she keeps it all together, but the breaking of the 4th wall she does IS confusing. Molly's mother is funny too because she seems a LITTLE too excited about her daughter menstruating! This film should be downloaded as it is chock full of antiquated lingo that I will not spoil for you (save for the subject line). Oh, and one more thing...NO SQUARE DANCING!</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>GAHHHH-LEEEE!</reviewtitle>
    <stars>5</stars>
    <reviewer>Ja30fitz</reviewer>
    <createdate>2005-07-24 16:49:46</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2005-07-24 16:49:46</reviewdate>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>Ahhhh, so THIS is the film the boys were all chased out of the room for!</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>So, Molly's Mom and the School Nurse are Knockin' Stockin's??</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>BondoFox</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-07-15 21:17:51</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-07-15 21:17:51</createdate>
    <stars>5</stars>
  </review>
  <info>
    <num_reviews>14</num_reviews>
    <avg_rating>4.36</avg_rating>
  </info>
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